Anything and everything the man with a goofy grin and wild imagination can conjure up. Sports are Haggy's passion, particularly those in Minnesota and at his alma mater, UW-Madison, but occasionally you may run into experiences about what else matters (to him) in the world.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Health Escapes Unfaithful
Woods was an unstoppable force until the media and his wife caught wind of his extra-marital affairs.
Soon after the top blew off on his secrets, injuries and inconsistency beset him.
Now it's Bryant's turn.
In the days following his wife Vanessa's move toward divorce because of unfaithfulness, Bryant plays in Los Angeles' final preseason game and tears ligaments in his wrist.
What's next? Is it to be two years before Bryant shows any sign of recovering?
Friday, December 16, 2011
War Horse: All Quiet on the Western Front Parody
The trailer honestly looks like a parody sketch you'd see on SNL or Family Guy. I mean, come on, it's a horse.
Let me know if I'm wrong.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Angels Need Not Apply, Albert Pujols Signs
"Angels in the Outfield" is a feel-good story about a foster boy finding a team and a family to believe in.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Get to a Better State, Aaron Rodgers Has
Coming off a stellar 2010 campaign and championship, Rodgers has improved to practically invincible status this go-round, in leading the Packers to a 12-0 start.
Packers included, Wisconsin's sports teams are better than Minnesota's
And Rodgers is a spokesman for State Farm Insurance.
The commercial is pretty great, (unfortunately) just like Rodgers.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Revenge is Bittersweet
New Orleans Saints: Big Easy Schedule
I guess that's why they call New Orleans the Big Easy.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Only in Minnesota
Although Percy Harvin scored
Vikings skunked again
(A Haggy Haiku)
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Let's not get too dramatic. This is no overarching research project of the entire league. But how is it the Vikings get screwed out of so many touchdowns?
The Packers won a game in 2010 largely thanks to an overturned touchdown on a catch by Visanthe Shiancoe. There has been more.
This time, Percy Harvin, on a second effort, broke the plane against the Falcons and yet no touchdown was called when it could have cut Atlanta's lead to three.
For Leslie Frazier to not challenge the play is also absolutely ludicrous.
Oh well.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Tim Tebow Redefining National Football League
Get Off Wall Street, Go to Work
Individuals control whether they have a job; whether they view the world positively or negatively; whether their life, like Guido Orefice's, is beautiful.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Sign of the Times: Matt Kemp Cashes In
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Minnesota Twins May Be Improving Without Making Any Moves
Remember the good old bell curve in college? That 25 on the physics exam may have been statistically more imprecise than the final recited message during a game of telephone. Now if everyone else hit like Nick Punto on the test, you'd be OK.
Take the Minnesota Twins. In 2011, Minnesota was the worst team in the American League, besting traditional sourpusses Kansas City, Seattle and Baltimore. In fact, at 63-99, only the Houston Astros (56-106) required more tutoring than the Twins.
Houston is in the midst of a transitional period, having not reached the postseason since being swept by Chicago in the 2005 World Series. The Astros are also changing ownership. According to an AP source, buyer Jim Crane isn't allowed to finalize the team until he agrees to move Houston to the AL. The report suggests MLB wants a two way mirror and even numbers across the two leagues. Right now the NL has 16 teams, the AL 14.
The move wouldn't happen until 2013 at the earliest, given the 2012 schedule has already been released.
Still, it sounds like an opportunity for Minnesota -- whether it knocks off a letter grade on its own (Minnesota
Gotta like the sound of that.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Badger Herald Columns from Years Ago
Super-Man Up, Shane Connelly
May 1, 2008
Swan has work cut out for him in NFL
Mar. 14, 2008
Geoffrion plays different game
Mar. 12, 2008 (Feature)
Michael Davies Matures
Feb. 21, 2008 (Feature)
Injury forces Brendan Smith to watch from afar
Feb. 1, 2008
Gophers, Tubby Smith Right Fit
Dec. 11, 2007
Family Comes First for ex-Badger Receiver
Dec. 5, 2007
Hill of a pickle for UW tailback
Nov. 20, 2007
Gophers act like turkeys in defeat
Nov. 13, 2007
Wideouts share painful season
Nov. 8, 2007 (Feature)
Badgers' very own 'Spidey'
Nov. 6, 2007
Badgers defeated in wake of loss
Oct. 30, 2007
Short Bus holds dreams, booze
Oct. 23, 2007
Freshman Kyle Turris shows he's legit
Oct. 16, 2007
Closer look at college football's uncharacteristic first half
Oct. 9, 2007
Defeat puts season in perspective for UW
Oct. 2, 2007
Wisconsin gets no love in Polls
Sept. 18, 2007
Football walks perilous road
Aug. 6, 2007
Henry Mason's Guidance Sorely Missed by Badgers
Mar. 19, 2007
Bauer power leads to titles
Mar. 5, 2007
Show love to the non-rev sports
Feb. 26, 2007
NBA games latest form of torture
Feb. 19, 2007
Wise ones grow beards
Jan. 29, 2007
Lady Ice Badgers are historic powerhouse
Sunday, November 13, 2011
MLB Award Winners: A Prediction
Matt Kemp |
Craig Kimbrel |
Monday, November 7, 2011
Good Riddance: Bill Smith Fired
Saturday, October 29, 2011
What Might Have Been Part II: Stars Align for Dallas
Even with the team's loaded roster, the statement was bold, brash and, well, downright foolish.
Tony Romo has never won a playoff game. Last season he managed just one win in six games before going down for the remainder with a broken collar bone.
If the Super Bowl was a target, Dallas missed its mark like the villains shooting at the hero of an action movie.
Where the Cowboys failed, two other local teams picked up the slack.
The Dallas Mavericks won their first NBA Championship. Thursday night, the Rangers finished the season atop the Major's for the first time in their 50 year history.
Even the Dallas Stars, albeit early in the season, boast the Pacific Division's best record, at 7-3.
Mr. Jones wasn't right about his Cowboys, but boy is Dallas the paradise right now of the sporting world.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Home Runs Aren't Wins
Nelson Cruz joined Carlos Beltran and Barry Bonds as the only players with eight postseason round-trippers with a blast in Game 6 of the World Series. He also joined them as side notes during the extra season won by someone else.
What Might Have Been ... The Story That Wasn't Written
That question is everyday language, it's commonality can be likened to the average person wondering what he should eat for lunch.
The consideration seems to be more aligned with sports. Sports writers, given tight deadlines, may produce two separate leads to document the differing possible outcomes.
One play may stand out and encapsulate the essence of the event covered. Another a few moments later may change everything.
I wanted to take the time to recognize a lead -- and game story -- that, for now, will not be read nor heard, thanks to the heroics of the St. Louis Cardinals, namely Lance Berkman and David Freese, who produced game-tying hits, and in the case of the latter, a walk-off home run.
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Grimacing with every swing, limited by a strained left groin, what a time for the reigning AL MVP Josh Hamilton to come through with his first post-season home run of 2011.
Hamilon's game-winner came after the St. Louis Cardinals rallied to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth.
Down by two, St. Louis native David Freese poked a Neftali Feliz two-strike, outside fastball over the head of Nelson Cruz for a two-run triple with two outs.
But the perseverance of the Cardinals, who rallied from a 10 1/2 game deficit in the NL Wild Card standings as recently as Aug. 25 to reach the postseason and then World Series, was outshined by the flexing flames permanently inked on Hamilton's left forearm. A tattoo, among dozens more, that serve as a constant reminder of Hamilton's troubled past.
Like with his addiction, Hamilton's groin injury was a misstep away from relapse. But he battled, he grinded and ultimately came through at the most opportune time.
His story continues to be a work in progress, but at least for now, he can celebrate with more hardware and some sparkling grape juice.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Proven Winner
Cincinnati took a waiver on Dalton with its last pick of the second round. The Bengals were having trouble finding a middle ground with incumbent Carson Palmer. He couldn't stand losing anymore.
Dalton did in preseason what he's done since taking over as the Horned Frogs' starter in 2007 -- impress.
Coaches gave him the reins to the offense in Week 2 and boy has he looked good.
At 4-2 -- 3-2 under Dalton -- the Bengals have so far exceeded initial expectations like Christy Brown and communicating.
His completion percentage (62.4) is easily the best among rookie signal callers. And his 84.2 QB rating is better than Cam Newton's.
His skill-set doesn't compete with the likes of Newton or young gunslingers in the league like Matt Stafford or Sam Bradford, but his smarts, decision-making and drive have so far proven athleticism and strength don't singularly define success.
More Trent Dilfer than Dan Marino, Dalton may be the answer to the Bengals' long-running woes.
Sesame Crusted Tuna with Chili Aioli
2 Tbsp white sesame seeds
2 Tbsp black sesame seeds
1 lime, zested (reserve juice)
1 Tbsp paprika
salt and pepper
2 tsp togarashi-iri (chili infused sesame oil)
¼ cup aioli or mayonnaise
¼ cup canola oil plus more for brushing
(Recipe courtesy of Coastal Seafoods)
Monday, October 24, 2011
NFL Should Rework Prime Time Games
The "it" is selecting prime time games in the week or weeks leading up to a matchup with intrigue.
In a perfect world Peyton Manning would have been healthy, offering a must-see event for viewers, starting opposite Drew Brees in a rematch of Super Bowl XLIV.
As it was, a Curtis Painter-led Colts offense staggered into Sunday night's game winless. Hardly a fair fight against Brees and the prolific Saints. And certainly not the game NBC would be wanting to feature as its game of the week.
New Orleans put on a show, winning by the incredible score of 62-7. But the matchup itself wasn't worth the time slot.
Going Nowhere
What an ugly first half for the Baltimore Ravens offense Monday night against Jacksonville.
Minus-3 passing yards, zero first downs on nine offensive series -- a franchise record -- and a turnover.
On the team's lone appearance on the plus side of the 50 yard line, penalties and a Joe Flacco completion to himself off a tipped pass set back the Ravens deep into their own territory.
In sum, Baltimore punted on a fourth-and-43 -- something you'd see out of NFL Blitz, not on ESPN.
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Ponder's Alright
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It wasn't the first career start had by Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray, who gained a franchise best 253 yards, or the effort of Cam Newton in his debut last month, but Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder certainly demonstrated the value and potential he has at the game's most important and high-profile position.
Ponder threw the ball down the field in a way his mentor Donovan McNabb didn't.
He ran or threw the ball away when there was nothing available.
He stood poised in the pocket and delivered strong, relatively accurate throws with defenders bearing down on him.
And he ultimately seemed to inspire the best effort put forth by the Minnesota Vikings all season long.
So what if Minnesota lost to bitter rival Green Bay 33-27.
So what if the defeat drops the team to 1-6.
Ponder did his part, throwing for two touchdowns and 219 yards.
The 40.6 percent accuracy and two interceptions need improving, but certainly aren't telling.
Minnesota should be excited for Carolina.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Take That, That and That
That's essentially what Albert Pujols said to his numerous journalist critics Saturday night in belting three home runs and driving in six during a 16-7 laugher over the Texas Rangers.
Leave it to the great ones to give a new meaning to the term clutch.
Not only did Pujols' five hits help the Cardinals take a 2-1 advantage over the Texas Rangers in the best-of-seven World Series, he showed up the members of the media who berated the Cardinals' slugger for refusing to speak to them following a Game 2 loss, which included a crucial error by the first baseman.
Great players are able to come up big in key in-game situations. And, as Pujols proved, when critics end their silence.
His three home runs in one game during the World Series have been matched by only two others, Reggie Jackson and Babe Ruth.
How's that for shutting everyone up?
Badgers BCS Hopes Dealt Huge Blow
Figure five seconds for an incomplete pass, nine seconds for the punt of say 40 yards. Let's pretend returner Jared Abbrederis runs back the hypothetical punt 12 yards. Three more seconds. Now the Badgers have the ball first-and-10 from their own 36 yard line with 12 seconds remaining. A long completion of say 20 yards would take six seconds and move the offense to Michigan State's 46. Timeout. And still out of field goal range with maybe time for one more short throw that would have to go out of bounds.
Small chance.
Saying Bielema was correct in calling the timeouts is a tad short-sided. Given that Michigan State continued to huddle up and walk to the line of scrimmage during the game-winning drive showed the world the Spartans and venerable coach Mike Dantonio were content on playing for the so called "crapshoot" that is overtime. Does that mean they were dumb to not be going for the win until Bielema gave them reason to by freezing the clock?
Don't think so.
After the second timeout Cousins found Keshawn Martin for an 11-yard gain and a first down. Three plays later, off an end zone deflection, former Spartans backup quarterback Keith Nichol wrestled his way across the goal-line for the small chance, game-winning, 44-yard touchdown.
Now the Badgers will be lucky to remain in the top 10 after Saturday's loss.
As for the BCS title game?
Small chance.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Only a Matter of Time
The competition, John Beck, was hardly a diamond in the rough -- more like iron piping -- having completed 55.7 percent of his passes for 676 yards and a touchdown against three picks in five years as a backup.
But Grossman?
Seriously?
Redskins coach Mike Shanahan perplexed many with his decision to go with the perennial puff pastry (turnover) over signing or trading for a better quarterback. Perhaps he figured Grossman could rekindle some of the luck most prominently demonstrated during his run with Chicago to Super Bowl XLI.
Shanahan looked like a genius at first.
Grossman threw for two scores and went without a turnover in a 28-14 Week 1 victory of New York. After looking halfway decent in a well fought 22-21 win over Arizona in Week 2 and a close loss to Dallas in Week 3, the real Grossman stood up.
Like an extra henchman in a Jason Statham flick trying to gun down the fleeing hero, Grossman began continuously missing his mark. He barely topped 50 percent in throwing two picks against the winless Rams Oct. 2 and followed it up with a vintage (by his standards) performance Sunday: 9-for-23, 143 yards and a 0:4 touchdown to interception ratio.
Beck came in to relieve the former first-round pick and helped Washington to a respectable, rather than humiliating, loss to the Eagles, 20-13.
Sports are games of averages, and for innately flawed individuals, like Grossman, it's only a matter of time before their perceived promise returns to realized handicaps.
Nuggets continue winning ways in Minnesota, beating Timberwolves 113-100
Special to The Denver Post
MINNEAPOLIS — The Nuggets love the Target Center.
Heading into Saturday night's contest, Denver had won seven consecutive meetings in Minnesota.
Make it eight — but not without another near meltdown.
J.R. Smith scored 10 of his 14 points in the fourth quarter and the duo ofArron AfflaloandChauncey Billupscoolly hit from the outside throughout as the NBA's most prolific offense avoided squandering a 14-point lead to defeat Minnesota 113-100.
With the win andUtah Jazzloss, Denver (30-21) moves into second place in the Northwest Division in what can be expected to be a back-and- forth race the rest of the way.
"I thought tonight our offense had a rhythm to it all game," Nuggets coach George Karl said.
Carmelo Anthony led all scorers with 25. Afflalo and Billups combined for eight 3-pointers and 43 points. The Nuggets' point man also helped set up a steady stream of layups and dunks.
"We did a really good job of opening up the floor, running pick-and-rolls and finding the open man," Billups said, who tied a season-high with 13 assists.
True to form the Nuggets charged the basket and Minnesota offered little resistance.
Also true: While Denver has dominated the head-to-head matchup in the wins column, the games have been close. Case in point: Denver has now won by 13, six and two points this season — the last of which saw the Nuggets leading by as many as 20.
Since the division is so tight — Oklahoma City, Denver and Utah are separated by four games — Karl finds the team's wins this season against the 11-39 Wolves to be gratifying.
"I'm glad we got both of them (wins) because there's a divisional race going on between Utah, Portland and Oklahoma City and us," Karl said. "I would bet one of us is probably going to tie, and the divisional records is going to be the determining factor."
Denver, with the exception of Anthony, couldn't find the range in the first quarter.
Anthony scored 13 points on 4-for-5 shooting. The rest of the team combined for 12 on 4-for-17.
Thereafter, they hit 71.4 percent in the second and 54.4 percent overall.
The Wolves came back in the second half and cut the lead to as close as three, but Smith hit a couple of jumpers and Billups sealed it with a dagger 3 with less than two minutes to play to give Denver the win.
"In the fourth quarter, we buckled down and took care of business," Billups said.
Nuggets Recap
What you might have missed
The Nuggets made 40.7 percent of their 3-pointers, outrebounded the NBA's best team in that department 46-45 and finished with 50 points in the paint.
Final thought
Denver plays down to the Wolves sometimes, but always seems to find a way to win.
Up next
Vs. Houston, Monday, 7 p.m.
Forbes, Boateng Battle for Nuggets' last roster spot
MINNEAPOLIS — Sports are like the tide, full of highs and lows. For NBA rookies, throw in a strong undertow.
One minute they are recognized for a good defensive rotation or offensive finish, and the next they are attracting attention for a botched assignment or errant pass.
First-round draft picks are contractually guaranteed at least an entire season to gain a coach's trust and earn playing time, even if it doesn't pan out.
This is not so for two Nuggets in their first season.
Gary Forbes and Eric Boateng joined Denver for training camp as undrafted free agents.
Nothing is certain.
"It's not easy for them," Nuggets guard Chauncey Billups said. "There's a lot of pressure."
Forbes is an athletic, scoring forward from Massachusetts, Boateng a defensive-minded center from Arizona State. Opposites though they are, they are vying for the same thing: a spot on the roster.
Forbes, who came to the Nuggets after stints in Israel and the Philippines, sees the preseason as an audition — in which pressure to succeed is paramount.
"I don't want to be a liability on the court where Coach (George Karl) says I'm not making good decisions," he said.
Boateng is more relaxed. He views camp as a learning experience, not much different than the times spent in lecture halls while attending Arizona State.
"I'm just absorbing what Coach Karl is trying to teach us and going out, playing hard and trying to execute the way he wants us to play," Boateng said.
The gravity of realizing his dream of playing in the NBA affected Forbes in Denver's preseason opener against Portland last week. He made 1-of-6 shots, missed two free throws and committed four turnovers.
"My mind was running a bit crazy," Forbes said of his shaky debut.
Against the Timberwolves on Tuesday, a calmer Forbes scored 15 points and grabbed seven rebounds in 20 minutes. But he also committed three turnovers.
"Role players can't make mistakes," Karl said.
Forbes knows it. That's why he is among the last to leave the court after practice, working with assistant coach Melvin Hunt.
"I'm just working hard to get better every day," Forbes said.
Denver's coaching staff would like to see more offensive production from Boateng, who didn't attempt a shot Tuesday and has scored only four points in the Nuggets' 1-1 start to the preseason.
While the 6-foot-10 Boateng attempts to make the team, he will float with the tide and let the worry fall upon his instructors, the coaches.
"I'm not putting any pressure on myself. I'm just playing," Boateng said.
More roadwork ahead.
The Nuggets practiced Wednesday at the Target Center before flying to Los Angeles for a long stay. They committed 25 turnovers in their 122-108 loss to the Timberwolves, but Karl isn't overly concerned about his team's inconsistent play.
"Training camp is about getting better, getting stronger, getting more together," Karl said. "It's not about winning games."
The Nuggets are in Los Angeles for games against the Clippers tonight and the Lakers on Friday, then another game Sunday at the Staples Center.
Fantastic Pork Chop Recipe
Coriander & Cumin Rubbed Pork Chops